Yo dawg, this is the fantasy voice-mail-box of Taako. You lucky bastard. And I though I'd hidden this number, but I digress.
If you are getting in contact with me you could be someone I don't totally hate, so leave a message if that's the case, and if you're a telemarketer then I'm going to learn curse magic to rid the world of your scum and villainy. Ta-ta!